Found Stuff

It was a dark and stormy night...

and then someone left this shiot out on the curb:A pic of a red corner shelf unit off NYC street

and then y'all know it must be FREE SHIOT FRIDAY, round ye ole Blog-A-Dazzle! YES!!! And won't someone start their weekend off right and grab up this little red number and take her HOME already??? All she needs is a good wipedown-- I'm not even going there with that-- and before you could even place a knick knack on her shelf, you'd be style-slapped when she takes residence in the corner of your living room!!! That chinoiserie fretwork all along her sides is just flat-out FIERCE! A close up shot of the red corner shelf unit left out on NYC street

And don't y'all just j'adore carving out some extra storage in your space, that you never even knew you had-- with a biotch that sits in the corner, completely outta the way of everything else??!!! For FREE?! Well then, shut the FU&% y'all and Happy Friday!!!

Aw, guess what TODAY is?

Y'all, it's Thrift Whore Thursday!!! YUMMY! Look at this menu at one of my favorite sandwich shops in Williamsburg Brooklyn: A pic of a menu at a local deli counter in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

A touch difficult to read, but the name of one of the sandwiches on offer is, "My Girlfriend is a Whore"-- how sweet is that, y'all?

Speaking of sweet...my Salvation Army is serving all kinds of goodies for us thrift whores:

A pic of a statue of a dog driving a car

The conundrum continues...

A pic of a 'cask of ale' lamp from thrift store

I just found a fix for that sad pooch above that should cheer him right up:

A pic of a fancy doggie bed at the thrift store

Either way, y'all...chaise chic! Oh SHIOT-- I HAD to!

Damn-- someone unleashed an entire set of scrumptious here:

A pic of midcentury chrome and oak dining chairs from thrift store

Slap some dark stain on that heinous oak trim and reupholster those chair seats & backs with some funky fabric and just shut the FU&% you already!

Oh and don't think I didn't notice the leather ottoman serving sass near the chair set:

When she gets reupholstered, she'll be running your life! The silhouette:

A pic of a midcentury sofa from a thrift store

Consider y'all-selves sufficiently served! Happy Whoring, y'all!

The free things you find on NYC streets!

Not necessarily in the market for silk window treatments, but great to know that if I was, here they are...off a NYC street...for FREE:

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Yes, y'all, they're kinda givin' us giant disfigured Twinkie from afar...here's a better view:

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And

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Pattern isn't horrendous, and with all that gathering, I'm guessing these are some sort of balloon shade...that could be unfortunate, but the silk fabric alone makes these gals worthwhile...

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The obvious here is going all 'Gone With The Wind' and making some luscious gown, but you'd do well to get yourselves several throw pillows or even some pole pocket curtain panels that puddle ever so scrumptiously on the floor--- let them eat Silk, y'all! Yummy!

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Free Friday!!!

It's FRIDAY, y'all and look at this free dresser someone put out on the street:

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Someone please grab this gal and give her some TLC-- oh I know! A fresh coat of paint & drop a bowl right on top & retro-fit this biotch for plumbing!!! YES! That's a sink console I'd LOVE to wash up in! Scrub IT:

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There's wheels, storage potential AND look at that scalloped edge that's just sending y'all smiles, all sweet-like:

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Damn! Consider yourselves STYLE-SLAPPED!!!

The POTUS...dumpster dives???

A pic of PJ Mehaffey with a locker pulled from a dumpster

Y'all, I think President Obama is amazing and maybe the past four years haven't been the reveal beyond belief that we all so desperately seek here on Blog-A-Dazzle, but c'mon, we've had some incredible moments (gay rights, hello???), esp. considering the 'before' he inherited...let's HOPE he gets four more years to deliver the 'after' that will really make our jaws drop...he's got my vote...especially since Michelle Obama took us there with her speech recently at the DNC revealing this about our Commander-in-Chief, "he was the guy whose proudest possession was a coffee table he'd found in a dumpster"...um, yes please!!!

An after pic of the locker found in dumpster, transformed

Now get out and do some diving...and voting, y'all-- four more years!!!

Man has chair for head

Alternate pic of man with chair for head Manhattan: Mysterious man spotted on 23rd Street late evening yesterday with a leather club chair for a head. Witnesses describe the scene as 'unreal' and 'confused', adding: 'I knew there was some weird sh*# up in Chelsea, but this...'

One witness shrieked, 'ay dios mio' and quickly fled the scene.

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The man, completely oblivious and unfazed to the chaos happening all around him-- which isn't normal behavior for most New Yorkers...just kept walking! When approached, he exclaimed:

Man with a chair for a head strolling along 23rd street

Thrift Whore-ery

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She's a bit murky, y'all-- what with acid rain being what it is & snow caps melting, but give her a good shake & you can almost hear them singing your favorite Christmas Carol:

20120809-145151.jpg Rum pa pa pum...put that shiot on the mantle already! Oh, and don't forget me, I'd make a great gift ANY time of year: 20120809-150247.jpg

More weave, more value:

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Kitschy clock could slay y'all painted in a fun color:

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Um, bless this hot tranny terry-cloth mess:

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I really don't know what's happening here...is she in maternity wear? Moo moo caftan priestess? Rose court?

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Whole Foods ain't got nothin' on this Goodwill...oh, AGAIN w/the Fluff?

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45's are always fun...my dear friend Alane makes amazing artwork out of them, drilling holes on all four sides and connecting them with rings! Could be awesome room divider:

20120809-152000.jpg Lastly, learn how-to nourish your children with more than just food:

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Savor, y'all!

A settee worth saving!

An image of a wood framed settee in the garbage... Y'all it just tears at my style heartstrings to see that someone left this poor girl out for the garbage! Hopefully someone snagged her up, 'cause she's a find! The turned legs, the slightly curved arms...wouldn't take much at all to get her back to a place where she can serve up some style-- proper like!

Another pic of the wood framed settee discarded in the garbage

Once the webbing was re-attached, I'd most likely refinish the frame with some laquer in a fun color or maybe even just black...then I'd do two large cushions...one for the base/seat and one for the back...the cushions could be in one of these amazing fabrics from Fabric.com:

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Paired with this:

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Or these: An image of a yellow paint blob

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Which could all work with this too: A pic of an ikat polka dot in a grey color

But maybe we get all botanical-bonanza with this fabric:

An image of a pink and purple botanic print

And this fun paint: An image of chartreuse green paint blob

This could be great too:

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Paired with this paint: An image of a blue paint blob

I could go on and on here with fabric and paint combos to fulfill y'all's dreams for days...point is, don't be so quick to dismiss that discarded furniture--- you could end up with some chic beyond belief! Get IT!

Happy Thrift Whore Thursday, y'all!

An exterior pic of the local HousingWorks Thrift store HousingWorks has worked me OVER with these stylish goodies:

A pic of framed vintage yarn art from the thrift store

A pic of the price tag on a wooden framed piece of artwork

But WAIT, there's more... Pic of a cherry blossom wall sculpture from thrift store And what do I spy hiding out under here, hmmmm? Well, for $2, whatever the hell it is, it's also coming home with me...now, y'all this is what being a Thrift Whore is all about-- fast, chic, cheap style! Yummy! Now go out and get your hunt on, Whores!

Sidewalks of Style...

Another reason why I love this town:A pic of a chair from Crate & Barrel on the curb in NYC

For a Style Scavenger like me, a simple stroll down the street can be an adventure...and in a town like NYC, where most folks just deposit unwanted items right on the curb...it's like finding treasure without having to do much digging! And let's be honest here y'all, sometimes you just don't want to have to work for your style. This chair has clean lines, even though she's a bit of 'big gal'... and she's probably harmless, but I tend to avoid curbside cast-off upholstered pieces b/c Lord only knows what kind of party is raging under that fabric! Though, I have scooped up some winners-- my sofa was rescued from an East Village street, but she got completely rehabbed...bless her! Always scavenge with caution! Anyway, my favorite thing about this chair...the sign: A pic of a sign in the seat of the Crate & Barrel chair

I love that some thoughtful soul took the time to type up a sign for their chair! And even better still...it looks as though that sign has actually been sat on! Genius! Oh, just another afternoon in NYC...I'm going to the dry cleaners and oh, wait, let me try out this free chair...I've been needing something for the living room...y'all some of the best things in life really ARE free!

Sunset Stitchery

It's no secret that I'm slightly obsessed with vintage yarn art and embroidery...so, imagine my joy upon discovering these beauties while thrifting on vacation in Birmingham:

20120602-002441.jpg This absolute score is actually three different vintage unopened embroidery kits that include the printed design on cotton mesh, wool yarn AND needles-- for $2.99 each! Ahhh, Salvation Army Family Store still knows how to slay us with some value, y'all...

There's "Mountain Springtime" (this gal would've cost $24.00 from JC Penney, according to the original price sticker still attached)

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"Apple Time" (Her sticker says she was $15.99 at The Craft Showcase, but poor thing was reduced to $10.39 and still no one bought her! Damn!)

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And of course, the serendipitous: "Lazy Days" (Oh shiot, The Craft Showcase was also selling her for just $14.99, but no one got off their lazy ass to buy back then-- I sure as hell did!)

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I'm not certain how these gloriously heinous kits will become my latest works of art...wall hangings?...pillows? but trust, y'all, that something scrumptious will be served and stitched right into my collection!!!

Gettin' my thrift on!


Y'all one of my ABSOLUTE favorite things to do is hit the thrift stores for treasures! And no time is more perfect for hunting than over the holidays, especially when my holiday travels take me to exotic destinations, such as Birmingham, AL! Birm-a-dazzle, y'all! In general, when thrifting, you never know what you'll find, but it's even more unpredictable when you shop in stores in a town that you're visiting. In these scenarios, it's that much more thrilling b/c you have no way of knowing which stores will yield amazing bounty. So, all this uncharted territory makes for some incredible finds. Take these items pictured here, scored at the Goodwill



All of these things I picked up primarily for use on prop styling gigs, but I'll put that super-cute recipe binder to good use right away, especially since it cost me all of sixty-five cents!! Oh bargain Holla!! And that little metal black tray (which is part of a set of three) will take me there as a seventy-five cents triptych in our kitchen!!! So, y'all, don't forget no matter where your travels take you, there's plenty of bargain treasures to be had at the thrift stores!

Locker of Love

Schoolhouse glamour! One of the best dumpster dives I ever had was when I still lived on Status Island, NY (a.k.a. Staten Island)…yes, y’all, I called the oft-forgot borough home for three years! And what a sweet home it was… top floor a an old grain warehouse, at least 3500 sq feet of space... and my bedroom, which doubled as my rehearsal space was complete with ballet bars and a wall of mirrors! Strictly for rehearsals, ahem, of course! Oh shiot! Me and my creative partner, Alane, dubbed the place Chateau Monroe. She's still rockin' it there, click here for a peek at the fabulous pics she's taken of the Chateau!

Before the locker found love

Chateau is directly across the street from an elementary school, which provided more street side bounty than y'all can shake a stick at! One dive unearthed the locker pictured here. In perfect condition, aside from the random sticker & used stick of deodorant, this was a major score! Lockers (or any metal cabinets for that matter) always get me at “hello” for their industrial hotness and versatility as storage workhorses. The repurposing possibilities are endless! So, hello to my new DVD cabinet! This find was also extraordinary b/c almost a year earlier, Alane and I had found an identical locker at the same school! Now I had double locker love, y’all! Who doesn’t adore a twin?!

After a thorough scrub out I stripped the green paint using paint remover. Now, this is labor intensive beyond belief, y’all, but I love the look of unfinished steel and I’d already done the same treatment to the matching locker. Follow the included instructions on your paint remover can. You can also make the process as fast as possible with some power tool help. I used an electric sander and a sander drill attachment. Note: when using any kind of sand paper, you’ll get scratch marks in the steel or whatever metal you’re uncovering. But, to keep the marks at a minimum, remember that the finer the grade of sandpaper, the smaller the marks. Also, stripping the paint in the same direction and with the same amount of pressure to the power tool will keep the marks consistent and much less noticeable. If y’all are totally OCD and just can’t stand marks, then there’s always scraping the whole piece with a hand scraper. But y’all will definitely need to have some alcohol on hand for that process! Stripping paint is no joke, so to save the remainder of my sanity, I just kept the institutional green finish on the inside of the locker. No one cares what's going on inside when the outside looks so damn good, as witnessed in the glam opening shot!

That’s the ‘Lock’ of Love!

Once stripped, I sealed the locker with Butcher’s Bowling Alley Wax. This amazing product seals the piece to prevent oxidization, or rust. It also leaves a really nice matte finish. If you don’t want to use wax, you can also use a polyurethane, but y’all can’t skip this step or you’ll RUSTgret it! Get it?! Oh genius!

Finally, I measured and prepped the locker for wood shelving, (which I had cut at Lowe’s). This involved drilling what seemed to be about 500 holes into both sides of the locker. These holes would accommodate the L brackets that would support my wood shelves. Make sure y’all measure twice on this part, b/c once you’ve drilled into metal, you can’t really patch it! Five shelves later, I’ve got industrial storage chic-ness that houses a massive movie collection, with growing room too!

Y'all, won't you fulfill my destiny by sharing some of your repurposed furniture goodness with me? Send an email to blog@pjmehaffey.com and I'll share in a future post.  Take us there!

Top photo by Hector Sanchez

A Lamp and a Beagle

New York City is pretty amazing in a lot of ways, but a stand-out for me, is the TRASH. Uh-huh, that’s right. Any given sidewalk can be a treasure trove of all kinds of things- furniture, art, lighting...if you can think of it, it’s probably been found on a sidewalk here. (Now don't go there... you dirty boys and girls!) It makes sense too, b/c the sidewalk is where our trash collection happens.  But it’s also just easy for most folks who are getting rid of unwanted items to put them out on the sidewalk. Once you’ve struggled down five flights of stairs with a dresser on your back, you’re pretty much done with the thing at that point. And that’s when someone else’s backache becomes my sidewalk salvation, y’all!  And trust that I’m not alone in this revelry. Discovering some completely unexpected find is not only exciting, but outright joyful for a lot of people like me. Teaching Brandon how to get his groove back!

There's glam under that grime!

So it was the other morning when I was out walking our newest family member, Brandon!  Adopted from the ASPCA, he's a little over a year old and a total love. He's been with us now for about a month and we adore him!  Just look at those dancing skills... Having to walk a dog at the most insane hours takes some getting used to, but on the plus side, it's another amazing opportunity for some incredible sidewalk shopping, let me tell y'all! And this lamp I found the other day is no exception. Now, I guess some people would be deterred by the missing shade, or harp (that bit that holds the shade up from the bulb), or just can’t be bothered with lighting b/c you never know if it works until you get it home. But, with all my years of experience and expertise with all things trashy (remember I grew up in Goose Creek, SC), these are just minor inconveniences. Besides, part of the joy involved in finding treasure, for me, is the rehabilitation and reinvention process.  A great sidewalk score is wonderful, but bringing it back to life with your own unique flourishes is what gets me going.  Sure, it can pricey, laborious, sometimes even toxic (if we’re talking about stripping paint or some such) but y’all gotta give to get glamour!  Lookin’ good is hard work, Damn!

Once I’d tested that the lamp worked by saying a prayer and then plugging it in (hooray, it did), I gave it a good cleaning. I just used a damp rag with diluted Murphy’s Oil Soap, since the neck and base of the lamp are wood.  When it was dry, I applied Linseed Oil to the wooden bits.  Linseed oil is a terrific conditioner for all types of wood. You can find it at hardware stores. I often use it in lieu of having to refinish an entire piece.

I got a new harp and shade for the lamp at Just Shades.  They have an almost dizzying array of shades, but their staff is friendly, knowledgeable and patient. Bless staffer Bonnie Engelson’s heart, who graciously helped me during the two visits I made in order to get exactly what I wanted.

Lampshade breakdown, y’all:  like the perfect accessory to an outfit, the right shade can take your lamp to a "whole 'notha level"!  They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes as well as various materials, like silk, linen or parchment.  They’re available ready made or can be custom, for all those out there where money is no object. Prices can be just as varied as the styles available. Home decorating magazines or catalogs are great sources to find shades and lamp styles that you like.  I prefer paper drum shades. I find that by using the same type of shade on all the different styles of lamps in my space, it ties them all together for a more cohesive look.  But, again, like accessories to your outfit, pick a style, or silhouette that you like (some of us like bow ties, ahem) or that you feel is the strongest pairing for the individual lamp. There are some other factors, aside from the silhouette, to consider, such as the size/scale of the shade and the intended function of your lamp. Is this a reading lamp or just a glam drama light moment in your space?  All these things need to be considered when choosing the shade. I encourage y’all to spend some time on the Just Shades website where you can find out more detailed info like how to measure a shade, take a peek at different silhouettes, materials, etc.

The lamp that lit up my life!

Alright onto the reveal! Ohhhh, ahhhhh! I’m thrilled with the way it turned out and even more excited by the fact that with a little $$ and some elbow grease, I now have a stylish one of a kind lamp (and dog) to illuminate my life beyond belief...

Do y'all have any street finds that you'd want to share? Send them to me and I'll post them: blog@pjmehaffey.com