Don't hate me...

Because I PAINT wood!!! In copious amounts-- all the time!!! That's right y'all...and those of you wood-o-philes might want to avert your eyes at this:

These fab chests--scored off Craigslist a few weeks ago-- will be used as nightstands in my clients' bedroom, now look like this:

This is just the primer, 'cause these gals are eventually going to be bedecked in BLACK paint, but I'm happy with how good they're taking the primer...take that primer, biotch! Take it ALL!:

And:

These ladies are getting new makeovers...how appropriate that it's fashion week here in NYC! Stay tuned for the HAWT reveal y'all!!!

This fabulous

antique side table seen here, giving y'all FULL LIFE is part of a pair scored off...say it with me y'all, CRAIGSLIST...for $180 just-the-F*CK-YOU dollas!!!

And sometimes fabulous has to be purchased & picked-up in Westport, Connecticut, then driven back to NYC to clients' house by ME in a Zipcar:

'Cause that's the kind of decorator I am. I LUV my clients & scour the tri-state area for style value! Stay tuned to see how these ladies look as nighstands in the new bedroom! I'm thinking HAWTNESS, y'all!