This Betch had me with her black and white marble top:
What?!?
The marble alone is worth at least a couple hundred. Lurv that it's octagonal and good-n-chunky thick! The wood base is also pretty sweet-- those stripes?! And these doors lead to some yummy storage:
That apparently used to house a cat? Or is warning y'all against storing your cat inside?
Even the handles are cute!
Just 'liscious! It's Friday-- now go out and get some Free Shiot, y'all!