Thrift Whore Confessions

Y'all I stumbled upon some major thrift treasures at a Salvation Army while out whoring the other day...check this shiot:

That's full-on marble atop that sassy round side table! Then I saw the price and was style-slain:

YES, biotch, you're not seeing things...it cost $39.99 value damn dollars!!!

And just what do I spy here, but some kinda cheesy-yet-chic Americana cookie jar?:

And not to be outdone on the cheese-o-meter, this statue presented himself for consideration:

Well, shut the FU$& y'all, how to choose? Don't...and buy them BOTH, they're so cheap! Scandal! The cookie jar I'd leave 'as-is', but statue face I'd repaint...maybe even in matte white? Or a fun & unexpected poppy color? He'd be soooo cute on a salon-style gallery wall amongst the right mix of art...speaking of, somebody shat out all kinds of tremendous 80's GIANT-ass paintings at this store, that had me choking:

AND

Oh, but WAIT, there's more!:

These yarn art lovelies gave me shivers:

And:

Absolutely style-slapped! This was fun too:

What a rush, y'all!!! Happy whoring AND happy Valentines Day-- hope it's filled with all kinds of hotness?!?!

PJ Mehaffey opens online store!!!

Y'all may or may not recall that I started a new company last year called, Alchemy Eclectic, or AE. In addition to interior decorating and styling services, I'm excited to share that AE also has a new online boutique that just launched late yesterday!!! Woohoo! The AE Shop offers curated, one-of-a-kind, mostly vintage items that have been tricked out in some way by yours truly. It was a lot of work putting together...thanks to Dyl...and I look forward to it's evolution. Now y'all can get y'all-selves some PJ sass to decorate your space with!!!

Hot Thrift Whore Action!!!

Trust that I've not forgotten what day it is, Dazzlers! No no! But I must confess this week's Trift Whore Thursday is a little different than the usual shenanigans...I stumbled upon this little man in my local Salvation Army for $69! HOT!: Damn! It just so happens that I'm working on a new interiors project where I'm in need of some additional dining room storage. Now, most folks wouldn't look upon this armoire as something that could do much for a dining room, but hear me out, y'all after you get a peek at what's happening inside:

This dude has drawers for days! And that giant open space is just begging to become a bar! YES! With the easy addition of a mirror glued in back, some under mount lighting and some spray paint-- what damn time are drinks SERVED?! Yesterday, whores!

Y'all, I see these types of armoires ALL THE TIME when I'm out Thrift Whoring...they're like workhorses that you can customize for any function...and they're most often dirt cheap, so with some TLC and a little creativity, you can get a one-of-a-kind piece for minimal $$$. I love that this armoire has all this amazing wood pattern detailing on the front...it adds to the character, and again, when this is painted out in one color, it's going to look stunning. The drawers are just amazing as is, for obvious reasons...who in hell doesn't have a drawer they can't fill, so my client is gonna j'adore having four in this baby...Another great feature with armoires is that when you don't want to look at all that stuff anymore, you just close it away and you're left with this clean, chic, self-contained jewel box!

So stay tuned y'all, for the transformation of this Thrift Whore score into a amazing style slap! And happy whoring!

Serena & Lily'd!

Did y'all hear that sound? That was just me being style slapped by the Serena & Lily Summer catalog! Damn! These ladies sure know how to serve some sass...prepare to feast:

Sop some up at $38 for a 4-set...these outdoor lights are just adorbs...they're a little on the pricey side at $150, but there are 7 lights in the strand and they come with these sweet, white powder-coated shades, so they're the real deal:

Well, just shut the FU*& you and unfold some chic with these babies:

They're $295 each or $260 each for 2 or more...well, and what do we have here...the new Hennie chair, also $295 each:

More rattan right-ness can be had with this:

Oh, y'all, more hot rope action:

These yummy pendants are all on SALE for $69.99 each, so y'all better scoop 'em up quick-like:

And these stools are just slaying me with cute...they could work ANYWHERE:

And then there's these ladies, who just refuse to not be noticed:

Hold the phone headboard...

Hurry and take y'all-selves to Serena & Lily for all this and even MORE chic beyond belief!

SALE ALERT: Pop & Pops Tote Bags

Y'all, get yourselves to Fab.com, where my friend Tyler's tote bags are on sale for the next two days! They're tres chic and really well made... Go get 'em before they're gone!